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It’s finally here! We are proud to present the Number One First Place Champion Winner of this month’s Suck My Flick short film competition: The Hot War.

Also, YouTube can suck a metric shit-ton of syphilitic dicks.

Holy shit you guys! Dude Mountain took first place at this month’s Suck My Flick short film competition!

Thanks to everybody who came out last night! And hey, fuck you to everybody who didn’t. j/k!!!!!1!! ;O
Episode 6 (the award winning film!) will be up in just a few hours! Promise!

Hey all of ya’ll patient folks out there! This Tuesday, 2/23, Dude Mountain will be premiering their new episode at the Alberta St. Public House’s Suck My Flick short film contest!

The festivities kick off at 8PM! It’s free, and there’s booze! We need your help . . . and your love. Won’t you join us?

Okay. Let’s keep this brief. It’s not like I’m getting paid by the word or anything.

Episode 6: The Hot War has a full-on, no-doubt-about-it, dyed-in-the-wool, honest-Abe, something-something script! Shooting starts Saturday!

Happy. New. Year. Have one. That’s not a suggestion, but a demand!

Dude Mountain is just about recovered from their myriad holiday frivolities. What does that mean for you, a person looking at a computer screen (or a phone, I guess; it’s the future now, right?)? It means that Episode 6: The Hot War is coming out pretty fucking soon!

So keep your chins up, friends and fans of Dude Mountain! More updates to follooooooow!